What happens to Disney princesses after happily ever after.
This is amazing.
I can’t get over how amazing his timing is.
I tried not to reblog but had too
God dammit I will reblog every time and watch every time
Literally the best thing on the internet I’ve seen in a very long time.
actually my goal is to be a bitter, skinny woman who drinks her coffee black, always has her hair in a chignon in a black chanel suit and wears diamonds to breakfast while bashing everyone but nobody can say anything because i run the whole show
I need to get a real job so I can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
i love medieval art it’s like
first there’s a bull just shittin on this guy
gremlin dude shooting arrows into a mermaids ass ok
someone fuckin boneless dancing to this hot violin song what
my favorite one a bunch of amputees beating the shit outta each other with crutches
idk why they call it the dark ages when they’re obviously so fun
Other girls: slutty clothes, skinny legs, flat stomach
Me: classy clothes, 6 ft tall, vice president, i am joe biden
me in grade 2: No way am I smoking ever dude I heard you can get cancer from one pack
LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS